Мастер уговаривает Доктора заняться сексом. Обожаю диалоги!

"Oh, I get it," said the Master with a wide grin, "you've got a small cock this time."
... The Doctor was surprisingly flustered by this line of conversation. "I have a wonderful penis! I shagged Madame de Pompadour with it and she said it was lovely!"
"Then let's skip the formalities and move on to the honeymoon. Your room or mine? I promise I'll be gentle. At first. Then we'll get out the restraints and have some proper fun."
The Space Between Opposites by storyseller
Фик не про Доктора/Мастера на самом деле, а про галлифрейский язык, филологию и скрытые смыслы. Сложно, но классно.